Imojen/Jim, 18, White, New Zealand . . . . . . . . . . I'm not really anything in particular . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Previously Cornchipz, Derseolation & Morrissarty.
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foxeglove:

when thinking about your ot3, consider this:

• which two team up to try and stop the other from buying ugly furniture for the house?

• which one is always bringing home silly hats to put on the more serious partner’s head?

• which one is constantly talking with their mouth full, and which partner gets offended by their bad manners?

• who does the taxes

• who tries to help with the taxes and only makes it more difficult

• which partner is morally against paying taxes

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kforshort:

spacetwinks:

[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]

Human Male, Warrior

[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]

Yes

[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]

[FINE WHATEVER. NOW DESIGN YOUR CHARACTER.]

White, Thin But Fit Able Body

[I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING]

With a Scruffy Beard

[FUCK YOU]

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  • Reading about how Egyptians used to admonish their gods for not helping them out and I am so amused

  • "When I was looking for you to tell you some affairs of mine, you happened to be concealed in your sanctuary... See, you must discard seclusion today and come out in procession in order that you may decide upon the issues involving seven kilts belonging to the temple of Horemheb and the necropolis scribe." Aka stop being a lazy butthole and answer me